I know I am gonna get a lot of flak for this but this place doesn't serve ranch, so I literally don't care about their pizza. There is a myth that I have heard since my teenage years that if you go into Bronx Pizza and ask for ranch the owner will rip you a new one and say you have horrible taste. Then proceed to tell you that "good" pizza doesn't require ranch. WELL I was dragged here once, and the rumors are true, they don't serve ranch. I had to go buy Kraft ranch (humiliating) from the liquor store next door to be able to swallow this pizza. And worse, I was so nervous about offending the Bronx workers that I had put my ranch in my lap and was secretly dunking it. I know for a fact I looked like a crack head and ended up getting ranch all over my new rock & republic jeans. That was enough for me to never try this place again. Which is a bummer because I remember thinking they did have good pizza, but alas, this is a site for ranch only.
 

I get that everyone has their talents, and pizza making is an art, but you cant just tell someone how to feel.